Simply Perfect!

So, I get this email from "Nobody Special" who says "Here's some pics of my chop. It's nothing special, but it's mine."

And I open the email, thinking- "Ugh, here we go, another rusty basketcase." MAN, was I wrong.
This chop is a template for chopper building:
Keep it simple. Emphasize clean lines. Paint it black

Thanks Swordfish. This bike is something SPECIAL!!